"Are you gonna live you life wondering, standing in the back, looking around?"

After spending the week as a club-kid, I'm down to return to my usual coffee haus haunts. Too bad the internet at Amante won't let me access WWTDD.com, Proxify.com, or the casual encounters page of denver.craigslist.org. Not that I checked it or anything... Fucking "Hot Spots".

On a side note, The Benns recently, finally, got full-on side bangs. Since I was one of the first people to have side bangs EVER, I initiated her this morning into the secret society of gang banger side banging sorority sisters... since, at this point, pretty much everyone has side bangs, I think its safe to share with the public the original initiation rite of this once scared group of priestesses:

(obviously this has to be conducted over AIM for optimum secrecy)

L***: you didnt inititate me
L***: into the side bangs club
s***: hahaha
s***: i know
s***: ready?
s***: 1
s***: 2
s***: 3
s***: "YOU'RE A STONE FOX"
s***: as a side-bang sister
s***: and now offically a pseudo-hipster!
s***: ra
s***: ra
s***: raaaaaa!
s***: live short, sleep in your make up, drink PBR and have sex with all your friends s***: and read dave eggers and listen to music that makes you feel superior!
s***: side bangers sisterhood! unite!
s***: ra
s***: ra
s***: raaaaa
s***: 3
s***: 2
s***: 1
s***: the end
L***: hahahahahaa
s***: yay welcome to the sorority

Ps: I think Basic cigarettes may be my favorite brand. Thats about as Redneck as I get. But that could be b/c I shared one with The Moroccan/Zach de la Rocha look-alike and he told me I changed the taste of the cancer stick to taste "Like a beuatiful girl". To which I replied, yes, do it, lie to me.
"When you kiss me, my heart stops." Uh-huh.
"You have the most perfect body." In a 6 inch radius.

Whatever just keep wearing those white undershirts and you can tell me you're Johnny fucking Cash reincarnated I won't give a good god damn.